Chess Limericks
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A bit risqué, perhaps, but many a limerick out there is far more explicit.
I think it falls well within the boundaries of what's acceptable these days.
Perhaps Nick is thinking about how it would be received by Kirsan if he ever heard it.
Apologies for that last sentence I am only speculating and have no idea what "hmm" means here.
All ashore that's going ashore.
A bit risqué, perhaps, but many a limerick out there is far more explicit.
I think it falls well within the boundaries of what's acceptable these days.
Perhaps Nick is thinking about how it would be received by Kirsan if he ever heard it.
Apologies for that last sentence I am only speculating and have no idea what "hmm" means here.
All ashore that's going ashore.
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I'll delete it if I'm seriously asked to ... but would also be very surprised and disappointed. I like the idea that somebody important might visit this forum and trawl through the limericks for the chance of being offended
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Comfortably, I would have thought. In fact rather tame.John McKenna wrote:A bit risqué, perhaps, but many a limerick out there is far more explicit.
I think it falls well within the boundaries of what's acceptable these days.
Wikipedia wrote:A limerick is a form of poetry, especially one in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.
Or, god forbid, a potential sponsor for the ECF.... Oh! Hang on. This isn't the other place. Corsets can be loosened here.John McKenna wrote:Perhaps Nick is thinking about how it would be received by Kirsan if he ever heard it.
Ah, but I was so much older then. I'm younger than that now.
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Oh dear, I certainly wasn't thinking that. I'm not sure what my comment was intended to convey other than, well, hmm. I think it's an excellent limerick, leaving the reader the choice between pondering deeply about its meaning or staying well clear. Enough.John McKenna wrote: Perhaps Nick is thinking about how it would be received by Kirsan if he ever heard it.
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About time I made an effort -
Composing a witty quintain
Addled many a left-sided brain,
Made poets quite sick
Of the form limerick,
But quatrains - they feel right as rain.
Composing a witty quintain
Addled many a left-sided brain,
Made poets quite sick
Of the form limerick,
But quatrains - they feel right as rain.
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I think that deserves a "hmmm". You've totally lost me there. If I get time i'll visit a dictionary!John McKenna wrote:About time I made an effort -
Composing a witty quintain
Addled many a left-sided brain,
Made poets quite sick
Of the form limerick,
But quatrains - they feel right as rain.
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Right you are, Greg.
Definitely a "hmmm" for mine.
I though a passion-killer limerick was called for after Andy Stoker's "hmm".
Yours was good, but probably still only a "hm"
Purists would probably give the nod to the recent ones by Simon Brown, Tim Harding and David Robertson who seem to be following the rules -
The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but catalexis (missing a weak syllable at the beginning of a line) and extra-syllable rhyme (which adds an extra unstressed syllable) can make limericks appear amphibrachic (ta-TUM-ta). [Wikipedia]
Tim may be a natural having lived long in the host country, and David is a master swordsmith, i.e. a wordsmith with an extra 's'.
Definitely a "hmmm" for mine.
I though a passion-killer limerick was called for after Andy Stoker's "hmm".
Yours was good, but probably still only a "hm"
Purists would probably give the nod to the recent ones by Simon Brown, Tim Harding and David Robertson who seem to be following the rules -
The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but catalexis (missing a weak syllable at the beginning of a line) and extra-syllable rhyme (which adds an extra unstressed syllable) can make limericks appear amphibrachic (ta-TUM-ta). [Wikipedia]
Tim may be a natural having lived long in the host country, and David is a master swordsmith, i.e. a wordsmith with an extra 's'.
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I'm not allowing this. The fourth line is well out of order. Go back up-thread to p.3, and read carefully. We simply do not allow 'limerick' to be deployed as an anapest when it is in fact a spondee.John McKenna wrote:About time I made an effort -
Composing a witty quintain
Addled many a left-sided brain,
Made poets quite sick
Of the form limerick,
But quatrains - they feel right as rain.
As for Andy Stoker's effort, I thought it ticked all the boxes quite nicely. Limericks are supposed to be wittily salacious in their 'pure' form; Andy does the job quite well (ahem, no pun). His final line still needs some work though
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I would have thought that 'anapaest' would have been the spelling of choice for a stylist like you. However, after your egregious grammatical slip further up I'm beginning to have my doubts.
Of course 'antidactylus' avoids the need for any such decision.
Of course 'antidactylus' avoids the need for any such decision.
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I'm with Brendan and the Gaels - great linguistic group - on that one.Brendan O'Gorman wrote:Not sure whether it's correct, but it's a spondee for me and, I suspect, most Gaels.
I also agree completely with Mike, above, of course.
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I gave some thought to anapaest/anapest. But having just finished reading Oliver Kamm on pedantry in style, I decided to ditch the archaic form - possibly an error in this company
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Ihnen, Herr Professor Robertson, habe ich nur fünf Worte zu sagen: 'Post hoc ergo propter hoc'.
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Ooft - thanks for that - I had never come across the word anapest before. I can't wait to use it (or perhaps anapæst) in real lifeDavid Robertson wrote: We simply do not allow 'limerick' to be deployed as an anapest when it is in fact a spondee.
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Well, exactly. It's already quite poncey enough without adding an unnecessary digraph. That was a second cause of my choice of spelling, let my polyglottal friend take note!Alistair Campbell wrote:I had never come across the word anapest before. I can't wait to use it (or perhaps anapæst) in real life
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Digraph is a good one as well.David Robertson wrote:Well, exactly. It's already quite poncey enough without adding an unnecessary digraph. That was a second cause of my choice of spelling, let my polyglottal friend take note!
So, would Cowdenbeath be an example of an anapest? (I note spellchecker doesn't like that spelling). What about Dunfermline? An amphibrach perhaps? Perhaps this discussion should be moved to the sesquipedalian forum?