Andrew Martin Untranslated

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Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Geoff Chandler » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:47 pm

....and as it is the Festive Season....

soheil_hooshdaran in Andrew thread on 'YouTube Chess Instruction' asks:

"Do you have any work which I may translate, IM Martin?"

First he will have to translate the Cockney Rhyming Slang.

"The Goldie Gardens the Barry."

Goldie = Goldie Hawn - Pawn
Gardens = Garden Rake - Takes
Barry = Barry White - Knight

"Bonnnie played Beautiful"

Bonnie = Bonnie Lassie - Boris Spassky
Beautiful - Beautiful Kisser - Bobby Fischer.

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by MJMcCready » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:00 pm

Interesting, so the claim is that there is cockney rhyming slang for chess pieces? I would be interested in hearing all terms if so.

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Geoff Chandler » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:18 pm

The whole of London is a chessboard.

The King's Road, Queen's Wharf, Knightsbridge, Bishopsgate,
The Rook and Raven, The Elelphant and Castle.

And there are loads of Pawn shops.

The London System :?

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Clive Blackburn » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:26 pm

One piece of cockney which has passed from chess into much more general usage is the expression "In a two and eight".

Most dictionaries will tell you that this is rhyming slang for "in a state" but originally among chess players it would have been "in a mate' indicating that there is no possible escape from the situation.

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Geoff Chandler » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:37 pm

'Rhyming Slang' - Zugzwang!

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Jon Mahony » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:38 pm

“I mated my opponent last night on the Sherman!”

Sherman = Sherman Tank - Back Rank 8)
"When you see a good move, look for a better one!" - Lasker

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Jon Mahony » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:48 pm

“I sacrificed the Barry to open Ralph”

Ralph = Ralph Fiennes - Lines

Friday afternoon at work, hey-ho :roll:
"When you see a good move, look for a better one!" - Lasker

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Clive Blackburn » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:49 pm

My opponent played the Judi last night, really boring game!

Judi = Judi Dench - Exchange French

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Geoff Chandler » Fri Dec 12, 2014 3:57 pm

Ah the old Sherman Blind.

Blind Date - Checkmate.

He should have 'huffed.'

'huffed and puffed' - created luft.

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Gordon Cadden » Fri Dec 12, 2014 5:59 pm

Geoff Chandler wrote:The whole of London is a chessboard.

The King's Road, Queen's Wharf, Knightsbridge, Bishopsgate,
The Rook and Raven, The Elelphant and Castle.

And there are loads of Pawn shops.

The London System :?
Queensway, and Kingsway, not forgetting the Bishopsbridge Road, come to mind. The Chequers Public House in St. James; the list is endless !

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Jonathan Bryant » Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:09 pm

Gordon Cadden wrote:... Kingsway ....
There’s a Sicilian Avenue just off Kingsway.

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by MJMcCready » Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:33 am

I guess players such as Konstantinopolosky aren't going to feature in this post.

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Reg Clucas » Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:40 am

At the start of the game there is a Donald in each corner of the board.

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Clive Blackburn » Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:00 am

Donalds feature heavily in Bridge as well (Donald Trumps)

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Re: Andrew Martin Untranslated

Post by Geoff Chandler » Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:55 pm

"I guess players such as Konstantinopolosky aren't going to feature in this post."

That will be Julius.

Julius Ceasar - that Russian geezer = (Konstantinopolosky)