Oh all right ....
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him down a mountainside.
Terrible Jokes
-
John Clarke
- Posts: 719
- Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:07 pm
Re: Terrible Jokes
"The chess-board is the world ..... the player on the other side is hidden from us ..... he never overlooks a mistake, or makes the smallest allowance for ignorance."
(He doesn't let you resign and start again, either.)
(He doesn't let you resign and start again, either.)
-
Kevin Thurlow
- Posts: 5839
- Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:28 pm
Re: Terrible Jokes
Don't know if this qualifies. I was in the local fishmonger/greengrocer shop when a customer asked Dean (the owner) for technical advice on ways of cooking a vegetable. He gave a reasoned answer on different methods and added, "It's not rocket science."
The customer did not react...
The customer did not react...