Terrible Jokes

[Matt Mackenzie]

That first one doesn't even make sense really

[John Upham]

That first one doesn't even make sense really

You can replace the digit "8" with the word "ate" which is the past tense of "eat".

8 and "ate" are examples of homonyms.

[John Upham]

Where was the 1215 Magna Carta signed?

[John Clarke]

So they spread Charter out on t'tea table
And John signed his name like a lamb.
His writing in places were sticky and thick
'Cos of dipping his pen in the jam.

Actually it wasn't signed at all, in the modern sense of writing one's name on it. Instead, King John attached his official seal.

But I guess the expected funny answer to the question is "at the bottom".

[John Upham]

Actually it wasn't signed at all, in the modern sense of writing one's name on it. Instead, King John attached his official seal.

and here is that very seal:

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[John Upham]

I took two pencils to the Polling Station yesterday.













When it was time to vote I could not decide which one to use : 2B or not 2B?

[Simon Rogers]

I believe tomorrow is national Limerick Day.

[Neil Graham]

A beekeeper has quit after being targeted by professional bee thieves.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-l ... e-65552726

I suspect it was an inside job as to quote:-

he now believed the thieves had used a drone to find the hives as they were not visible from the road or a nearby track.

[John Upham]

A beekeeper has quit after being targeted by professional bee thieves.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-l ... e-65552726

I suspect it was an inside job as to quote:-

he now believed the thieves had used a drone to find the hives as they were not visible from the road or a nearby track.

For a bonus point for all you quizzers out there:

Which aircraft is synonymous with a beehive?

[Roland Kensdale]

A beekeeper has quit after being targeted by professional bee thieves.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-l ... e-65552726

I suspect it was an inside job as to quote:-

he now believed the thieves had used a drone to find the hives as they were not visible from the road or a nearby track.

For a bonus point for all you quizzers out there:

Which aircraft is synonymous with a beehive?

I am sure I am going to regret it, but could John put us out of our misery? Probably hairstyle related.

I found this in a fruitless google: https://pimaair.org/museum-aircraft/starr-bumble-bee/

[John Upham]

A beekeeper has quit after being targeted by professional bee thieves.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-l ... e-65552726

I suspect it was an inside job as to quote:-

he now believed the thieves had used a drone to find the hives as they were not visible from the road or a nearby track.

For a bonus point for all you quizzers out there:

Which aircraft is synonymous with a beehive?

I am sure I am going to regret it, but could John put us out of our misery? Probably hairstyle related.

I found this in a fruitless google: https://pimaair.org/museum-aircraft/starr-bumble-bee/

OK, fair enough,

It would appear that the nosecone of the Boeing B-52 Stratofortress is likened to the beehive hairstyle.

See

https://aviationoiloutlet.com/blog/b-52 ... tyle-band/

[MJMcCready]

How do you make a Maltese cross?

Stand on his foot.

[John Upham]

How do you make a Maltese cross?

Stand on his foot.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

















Poke his/her eyes out

[John Upham]

Which Roman general was said to have had a large posterior?














Gluteus Maximus

[MJMcCready]

How do you make a Maltese cross?

Stand on his foot.

How do you make a Venetian blind?



I don't know













Poke his/her eyes out