Disturbing message

[John Upham]

A bleep from my iPad brought disturbing news this afternoon

@SilvioDanailov is following you!

Perhaps he lives in an aircraft hanger at Luton Airport...

[Ray Sayers]

Avoid toilets......




and gates.

[John McKenna]

Ray, I'd just add, if John is unable resist entering a toilet via a turnstile (ubiquitous these days), particularly the subterranean kind then he should smear himself liberally with garlic and carry a variety of crucifixes about his person. He had best carry a mallet in his right hand and a sharpened stake of wood in his left. All because Count Silvio was seen leaving Luton by a late train bound for...