Premier League Fantasy Football

[LawrenceCooper]

As one of the uninitiated, I'd just venture ask - why the big difference in levels of scores reported in the last two posts? Was it systematic or did everyone have a good day followed by a bad one next time, by chance?

There were five extra matches in week 31.

[John McKenna]

Thanks Loz, so it was a bonus match week.
However, the following one did seem a more than just bit poor by comparison.
Of course, I have not looked into how the scoring works - I just enjoy the ambience.
And, in particular, Premier Fantasy Footy presenter David Gilbert's 'Colemanballs' red-banner headlines.

[Neil Graham]

Now that Ben Edgell has conveniently reached 16 points, it's time for him to use his transfers (-4 pts per player) to get back to zero!

There are several useful players available - Nicholas Anelka just being one - that would enhance his team!

[John McKenna]

Neil Graham>There are several useful players available...<

How about Fernando Torres - any use to anyone?

[David Gilbert]

(Apologies readers - If you're under 18 look away now!) "He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – that would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his c**k’s massive." Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo

HEADLINES: WEEK 33

Yeah! Surely it's done and dusted? Richard Beach pulls further clear of Alan Tate. He's running away with it. The battle for the runners-up spot goes on.

Head and shoulders ahead of everyone this week is James Redburn with an impressive 80.

Matthew Parry is peeing in the potty like a beginner with a poorly aimed 14.

At the wrong end of the table it's still Chris Cantrill, but Matthew Parry drops into the plastic fork position beneath Richard Dineley.

Ben Edgell - doesn't look like it's his Year!

1 Good Vibes Revival Richard Beach 65 2,135
2 Arselona Alan Tate 60 2,042
3 Spartak Cox Green Paul Cooksey 57 2,016
4 Turner and Huth Grant Bucher 56 2,008
5 Peregrinewellies Barry Redburn 57 2,005
6 Real Ronin Peter Musgrove 58 2,005
7 SignalinNoise? Graham Ives 50 1,995
8 Keep Cov in Cov Mark Page 62 1,994
9 Check This Richard Pert 69 1,986
10 Westbury Flycatchers Mark Leonard 53 1,982
11 Gandalf the Red Ken Morrison 65 1,977
12 Unreal Madrid Conor Murphy 42 1,961
13 Fools Gold John Garnett 60 1,952
14 The tree people George Georgiou 53 1,948
15 iTeam Gareth Harley-Yeo 58 1,948
16 roobarb 'n' custard Neil Graham 62 1,935
17 Harley Hotspurs Andrew Harley 52 1,927
18 Brilliant Corners Jonathan Tait 64 1,914
19 GreasedWeasels Jim Everson 53 1,891
20 Frying high joe friar 39 1,888
21 Woodbridge Wanderers Adam Hunt 49 1,888
22 Soulless Peter Staneland 68 1,883
23 Leeds the Way Samuel Milson 52 1,867
24 Haddocks David Gilbert 30 1,851
25 One Size Fitz Hall Alan Walton 47 1,844
26 Lamb Tagine Simon Ansell 47 1,838
27 The Oxted Royals Matthew Lunn 44 1,837
28 Scored Again James Redburn 80 1,830
29 Soccer XI Shanjida Parvin 48 1,828
30 Pleased to Michu Craig Hanley 65 1,786
31 Villaplus Robert Dale 39 1,775
32 one legged men Hendrik Hoffmann 53 1,757
33 Obi-Wan Kenobi Nil Jono Graham 47 1,754
34 Enter team name Steven Smith 51 1,741
35 Evesham Wanderers Daniel Lambourne 52 1,726
36 Inter Course Dewi Jones 64 1,721
37 What the Duck Andrew Garside 37 1,681
38 4 Pint Attack Greg Breed 41 1,679
39 Fergie kishan pattni 55 1,662
40 Wengerboys Lawrence Cooper 46 1,659
41 Penyffordd pirates Bob Clark 63 1,656
42 HolyBeardHair Dave Ledger 42 1,650
43 Chilli Bankers John Reyes 63 1,650
44 Anfield Attackers Matthew Payne 29 1,636
45 Tinkeraround Neil Milson 50 1,632
46 Barcelona XI Mahmud Hasan 37 1,627
47 Oldbury Ocelots Alex Holowczak 38 1,589
48 Rabbits that bite Dominic Rabbitte 42 1,582
49 Tal Order ihor lewyk 45 1,578
50 Laurelei Simon Brown 44 1,545
51 Friar gambit james friar 53 1,532
52 E4 Effort Mitchell Burke 53 1,491
53 The spoffers jim friar 36 1,489
54 wotnorooney? Graham Mill-Wilson 38 1,458
55 Annihilationism Siddharth Swaroop 28 1,449
56 Bubbles Utd david grobler 32 1,449
57 The Pussies Sabrina Chevannes 64 1,403
58 Bullen's Bashers! Alex Bullen 49 1,352
59 lc fifavids luke cavanaugh 22 1,350
60 65army Rob Ensor 21 1,346
61 Pinstick XV Richard Bates 35 1,298
62 Dance Monkey Dance Mike Lamb 33 1,294
63 RD11 Richard Dineley 30 1,260
64 Brandeis and Bourbon Matthew Parry 14 1,257
65 killer-ball chris cantrill 47 1,171
66 This_Is_My_Year Ben Edgell 1 17

[David Gilbert]

"Robben and Ribery have what you call a fisty relationship" - Uli Kohler

WEEK 34 HEADLINES (not long now!)

Alan Tate closes the gap slightly, like a cool breeze on the Beach. He needs a storm.

Richard Pert makes a late come back into fourth with a more than splendid 89.

Spending a penny this week is Matthew Payne with a less than solid 20.

At the bottom, you guessed it, he’s been there since Week 9 and has become progressively worse. Richard Dineley and Matthew Parry are fighting to avoid the plastic with energetic apathy!


1 Good Vibes Revival Richard Beach 57 2,192
2 Arselona Alan Tate 69 2,111
3 Spartak Cox Green Paul Cooksey 74 2,090
4 Check This Richard Pert 89 2,075
5 Turner and Huth Grant Bucher 65 2,073
6 Real Ronin Peter Musgrove 51 2,052
7 Peregrinewellies Barry Redburn 45 2,050
8 SignalinNoise? Graham Ives 54 2,045
9 Keep Cov in Cov Mark Page 53 2,043
10 Gandalf the Red Ken Morrison 60 2,037
11 Westbury Flycatchers Mark Leonard 45 2,027
12 Fools Gold John Garnett 65 2,017
13 Unreal Madrid Conor Murphy 53 2,010
14 iTeam Gareth Harley-Yeo 61 2,005
15 The tree people George Georgiou 54 2,002
16 roobarb 'n' custard Neil Graham 47 1,982
17 Harley Hotspurs Andrew Harley 54 1,981
18 Brilliant Corners Jonathan Tait 52 1,962
19 Soulless Peter Staneland 74 1,957
20 Frying high joe friar 70 1,954
21 GreasedWeasels Jim Everson 49 1,940
22 Woodbridge Wanderers Adam Hunt 49 1,937
23 Leeds the Way Samuel Milson 63 1,926
24 Haddocks David Gilbert 53 1,904
25 The Oxted Royals Matthew Lunn 64 1,897
26 Scored Again James Redburn 68 1,890
27 One Size Fitz Hall Alan Walton 42 1,886
28 Lamb Tagine Simon Ansell 45 1,883
29 Soccer XI Shanjida Parvin 42 1,870
30 one legged men Hendrik Hoffmann 70 1,827
31 Obi-Wan Kenobi Nil Jono Graham 69 1,823
32 Pleased to Michu Craig Hanley 39 1,821
33 Villaplus Robert Dale 34 1,809
34 Enter team name Steven Smith 49 1,790
35 Evesham Wanderers Daniel Lambourne 55 1,781
36 Inter Course Dewi Jones 41 1,762
37 What the Duck Andrew Garside 45 1,726
38 Wengerboys Lawrence Cooper 62 1,721
39 4 Pint Attack Greg Breed 39 1,718
40 Chilli Bankers John Reyes 59 1,709
41 Fergie kishan pattni 43 1,705
42 Penyffordd pirates Bob Clark 39 1,695
43 HolyBeardHair Dave Ledger 44 1,694
44 Tinkeraround Neil Milson 51 1,683
45 Barcelona XI Mahmud Hasan 34 1,661
46 Anfield Attackers Matthew Payne 20 1,656
47 Oldbury Ocelots Alex Holowczak 45 1,634
48 Tal Order ihor lewyk 52 1,630
49 Rabbits that bite Dominic Rabbitte 42 1,624
50 Friar gambit james friar 60 1,592
51 Laurelei Simon Brown 42 1,587
52 wotnorooney? Graham Mill-Wilson 83 1,541
53 E4 Effort Mitchell Burke 43 1,534
54 The spoffers jim friar 44 1,533
55 Bubbles Utd david grobler 57 1,506
56 Annihilationism Siddharth Swaroop 31 1,480
57 The Pussies Sabrina Chevannes 33 1,436
58 65army Rob Ensor 44 1,390
59 Bullen's Bashers! Alex Bullen 32 1,384
60 lc fifavids luke cavanaugh 22 1,372
61 Dance Monkey Dance Mike Lamb 43 1,337
62 Pinstick XV Richard Bates 35 1,333
63 RD11 Richard Dineley 22 1,282
64 Brandeis and Bourbon Matthew Parry 22 1,279
65 killer-ball chris cantrill 39 1,210
66 This_Is_My_Year Ben Edgell 2 19

[David Gilbert]

"The FA inquiry has been a farce from start to finish and it's not even finished" Dietmar Hamann. Well no one could say that about the ECF?

WEEK 35 HEADLINES

Alan Tate gains another seven points but needs to cut away seventy more in the closing three weeks to catch runaway leader Richard Beach.

John Garnett’s Fools Gold show their sparkle with a polished top score of 97.

It’s a double incontinent 15 for Richard Dineley and his RDII.

And at the bottom chris cantrill is doomed to wooden spoon notoriety, while the plastic fork is back in the hands of Richard Dineley. The shame!

1 Good Vibes Revival Richard Beach 75 2,263
2 Arselona Alan Tate 82 2,193
3 Spartak Cox Green Paul Cooksey 74 2,160
4 Check This Richard Pert 69 2,144
5 Turner and Huth Grant Bucher 70 2,143
6 Real Ronin Peter Musgrove 81 2,133
7 Fools Gold John Garnett 97 2,114
8 SignalinNoise? Graham Ives 75 2,112
9 Peregrinewellies Barry Redburn 58 2,108
10 Gandalf the Red Ken Morrison 65 2,102
11 Westbury Flycatchers Mark Leonard 64 2,091
12 Keep Cov in Cov Mark Page 46 2,089
13 roobarb 'n' custard Neil Graham 95 2,077
14 Harley Hotspurs Andrew Harley 86 2,067
15 Unreal Madrid Conor Murphy 60 2,066
16 iTeam Gareth Harley-Yeo 61 2,066
17 The tree people George Georgiou 52 2,054
18 Brilliant Corners Jonathan Tait 70 2,032
19 Frying high joe friar 69 2,023
20 Soulless Peter Staneland 57 2,014
21 Woodbridge Wanderers Adam Hunt 74 2,011
22 GreasedWeasels Jim Everson 55 1,995
23 Leeds the Way Samuel Milson 66 1,992
24 The Oxted Royals Matthew Lunn 84 1,981
25 Haddocks David Gilbert 63 1,967
26 Scored Again James Redburn 73 1,963
27 One Size Fitz Hall Alan Walton 57 1,943
28 Lamb Tagine Simon Ansell 49 1,932
29 Soccer XI Shanjida Parvin 50 1,920
30 Pleased to Michu Craig Hanley 65 1,886
31 one legged men Hendrik Hoffmann 48 1,875
32 Villaplus Robert Dale 57 1,866
33 Obi-Wan Kenobi Nil Jono Graham 43 1,866
34 Enter team name Steven Smith 50 1,840
35 Evesham Wanderers Daniel Lambourne 45 1,826
36 Inter Course Dewi Jones 46 1,808
37 Wengerboys Lawrence Cooper 72 1,793
38 What the Duck Andrew Garside 65 1,791
39 4 Pint Attack Greg Breed 73 1,791
40 Chilli Bankers John Reyes 54 1,763
41 Fergie kishan pattni 57 1,762
42 HolyBeardHair Dave Ledger 65 1,759
43 Tinkeraround Neil Milson 46 1,729
44 Penyffordd pirates Bob Clark 33 1,728
45 Barcelona XI Mahmud Hasan 45 1,706
46 Anfield Attackers Matthew Payne 43 1,699
47 Tal Order ihor lewyk 50 1,680
48 Oldbury Ocelots Alex Holowczak 41 1,675
48 Rabbits that bite Dominic Rabbitte 51 1,675
50 Friar gambit james friar 54 1,646
51 Laurelei Simon Brown 50 1,637
52 wotnorooney? Graham Mill-Wilson 56 1,597
53 E4 Effort Mitchell Burke 46 1,580
54 The spoffers jim friar 35 1,568
55 Bubbles Utd david grobler 51 1,557
56 Annihilationism Siddharth Swaroop 54 1,534
57 The Pussies Sabrina Chevannes 50 1,486
58 Bullen's Bashers! Alex Bullen 42 1,426
59 65army Rob Ensor 35 1,425
60 lc fifavids luke cavanaugh 31 1,403
61 Dance Monkey Dance Mike Lamb 35 1,372
62 Pinstick XV Richard Bates 18 1,351
63 Brandeis and Bourbon Matthew Parry 32 1,311
64 RD11 Richard Dineley 15 1,297
65 killer-ball chris cantrill 29 1,239
66 This_Is_My_Year Ben Edgell 1 20

[Neil Graham]

If I'd bothered to include a goalkeeper I'd have been top this week! Who'd have thought Cech wouldn't play against Sunderland - and now he's out for the rest of the season after the Champions League Semis!


Memo to Ben Edgell - get those transfers in - you can get down to 0 now you're on 20!

[David Gilbert]

“You need to take your rose-scented glasses off.” - Robbie Savage

WEEK 36 HEADLINES

Just a one-point gain for Arsenola this week, the sand is running out for the Beach chasers.

A big 84 from James Redburn tops this week’s charts.

Luke Cavanaugh and Richard Dineley are this week’s two little toilet ducks with 22 a piece.

In case you’re wondering it remains Chris Cantrill in last place, but now only 50 behind the floundering Richard Dineley.

And then there’s Ben Edgell……….

1 Good Vibes Revival Richard Beach 62 2,321
2 Arselona Alan Tate 63 2,248
3 Spartak Cox Green Paul Cooksey 72 2,228
4 Check This Richard Pert 67 2,211
5 Turner and Huth Grant Bucher 63 2,206
6 Fools Gold John Garnett 62 2,176
7 Real Ronin Peter Musgrove 42 2,171
8 Westbury Flycatchers Mark Leonard 60 2,147
9 Peregrinewellies Barry Redburn 35 2,143
10 Gandalf the Red Ken Morrison 40 2,142
11 SignalinNoise? Graham Ives 27 2,139
12 roobarb 'n' custard Neil Graham 61 2,138
13 Keep Cov in Cov Mark Page 46 2,135
14 iTeam Gareth Harley-Yeo 55 2,117
15 The tree people George Georgiou 63 2,113
16 Unreal Madrid Conor Murphy 43 2,105
17 Harley Hotspurs Andrew Harley 25 2,092
18 Brilliant Corners Jonathan Tait 53 2,085
19 Frying high joe friar 44 2,067
20 Woodbridge Wanderers Adam Hunt 41 2,052
21 Scored Again James Redburn 84 2,043
22 Soulless Peter Staneland 36 2,042
23 The Oxted Royals Matthew Lunn 54 2,035
24 Leeds the Way Samuel Milson 41 2,033
25 GreasedWeasels Jim Everson 34 2,029
26 Haddocks David Gilbert 31 1,998
27 Lamb Tagine Simon Ansell 55 1,987
28 One Size Fitz Hall Alan Walton 38 1,981
29 Soccer XI Shanjida Parvin 23 1,943
30 Pleased to Michu Craig Hanley 54 1,932
31 Enter team name Steven Smith 70 1,910
32 one legged men Hendrik Hoffmann 30 1,905
33 Villaplus Robert Dale 42 1,904
34 Evesham Wanderers Daniel Lambourne 76 1,902
35 Obi-Wan Kenobi Nil Jono Graham 35 1,901
36 Inter Course Dewi Jones 43 1,851
37 What the Duck Andrew Garside 53 1,844
38 Fergie kishan pattni 77 1,839
39 4 Pint Attack Greg Breed 45 1,836
40 Wengerboys Lawrence Cooper 26 1,819
41 HolyBeardHair Dave Ledger 58 1,817
42 Chilli Bankers John Reyes 45 1,808
43 Tinkeraround Neil Milson 47 1,776
44 Penyffordd pirates Bob Clark 29 1,757
45 Anfield Attackers Matthew Payne 51 1,750
46 Barcelona XI Mahmud Hasan 30 1,736
47 Rabbits that bite Dominic Rabbitte 53 1,728
48 Oldbury Ocelots Alex Holowczak 44 1,719
49 Tal Order ihor lewyk 24 1,704
50 Friar gambit james friar 52 1,698
51 Laurelei Simon Brown 32 1,669
52 wotnorooney? Graham Mill-Wilson 27 1,624
53 The spoffers jim friar 54 1,622
54 E4 Effort Mitchell Burke 29 1,609
55 Bubbles Utd david grobler 47 1,604
56 Annihilationism Siddharth Swaroop 61 1,595
57 The Pussies Sabrina Chevannes 60 1,546
58 Bullen's Bashers! Alex Bullen 61 1,487
59 65army Rob Ensor 46 1,471
60 lc fifavids luke cavanaugh 22 1,425
61 Dance Monkey Dance Mike Lamb 24 1,396
62 Pinstick XV Richard Bates 39 1,390
63 Brandeis and Bourbon Matthew Parry 24 1,335
64 RD11 Richard Dineley 22 1,319
65 killer-ball chris cantrill 30 1,269
66 This_Is_My_Year Ben Edgell 1 21

[David Gilbert]

“Giggs will take charge of first team affairs" - Sky website 26 April 2014 Hmmm!

WEEK 37 HEADLINES

The gap at the top closes for the fourth week running, but not enough to give Richard Beach any jitters. The crown is in the washing machine.

A few three-figure scores in this long week, but top among the centurions is Neil Graham with 113, narrowly heading James Redburn’s effort of 112.

A ‘dirty thirty’ from Shanjida Parvin gets this week’s wet wipe treatment.

Looks like Richard Dineley and Chris Cantrill will be fighting it out on the final weekend for the wooden spoon and plastic fork positions, after Chris Cantrill narrows the gap to just 15 points

1 Good Vibes Revival Richard Beach 75 2,392
2 Arselona Alan Tate 76 2,320
3 Turner and Huth Grant Bucher 85 2,291
4 Spartak Cox Green Paul Cooksey 64 2,284
5 Check This Richard Pert 61 2,272
6 Westbury Flycatchers Mark Leonard 107 2,250
7 Fools Gold John Garnett 72 2,248
8 roobarb 'n' custard Neil Graham 113 2,247
9 Real Ronin Peter Musgrove 75 2,242
10 Gandalf the Red Ken Morrison 87 2,229
11 Peregrinewellies Barry Redburn 87 2,226
12 Keep Cov in Cov Mark Page 76 2,211
13 SignalinNoise? Graham Ives 76 2,207
14 Unreal Madrid Conor Murphy 100 2,205
15 The tree people George Georgiou 79 2,192
16 iTeam Gareth Harley-Yeo 77 2,178
17 Harley Hotspurs Andrew Harley 83 2,175
18 Brilliant Corners Jonathan Tait 93 2,174
19 Scored Again James Redburn 112 2,151
20 Woodbridge Wanderers Adam Hunt 90 2,142
21 Soulless Peter Staneland 101 2,139
22 Frying high joe friar 69 2,136
23 The Oxted Royals Matthew Lunn 90 2,121
24 GreasedWeasels Jim Everson 72 2,097
25 Leeds the Way Samuel Milson 64 2,089
26 Haddocks David Gilbert 57 2,055
27 Lamb Tagine Simon Ansell 66 2,053
28 One Size Fitz Hall Alan Walton 57 2,038
29 Pleased to Michu Craig Hanley 78 2,010
30 Enter team name Steven Smith 69 1,979
31 Evesham Wanderers Daniel Lambourne 77 1,979
32 Villaplus Robert Dale 69 1,973
33 Soccer XI Shanjida Parvin 30 1,973
34 one legged men Hendrik Hoffmann 57 1,962
35 Obi-Wan Kenobi Nil Jono Graham 50 1,951
36 Fergie kishan pattni 91 1,930
37 What the Duck Andrew Garside 71 1,915
38 Inter Course Dewi Jones 51 1,902
39 Wengerboys Lawrence Cooper 83 1,902
40 HolyBeardHair Dave Ledger 83 1,900
41 Chilli Bankers John Reyes 79 1,887
42 4 Pint Attack Greg Breed 50 1,886
43 Tinkeraround Neil Milson 99 1,875
44 Penyffordd pirates Bob Clark 78 1,835
45 Anfield Attackers Matthew Payne 72 1,822
46 Oldbury Ocelots Alex Holowczak 65 1,784
46 Rabbits that bite Dominic Rabbitte 56 1,784
48 Barcelona XI Mahmud Hasan 39 1,775
49 Friar gambit james friar 69 1,767
50 Tal Order ihor lewyk 41 1,745
51 Laurelei Simon Brown 50 1,719
52 The spoffers jim friar 78 1,700
53 E4 Effort Mitchell Burke 68 1,677
54 wotnorooney? Graham Mill-Wilson 31 1,655
55 Annihilationism Siddharth Swaroop 46 1,641
56 Bubbles Utd david grobler 36 1,640
57 The Pussies Sabrina Chevannes 67 1,613
58 Bullen's Bashers! Alex Bullen 50 1,537
59 65army Rob Ensor 53 1,524
60 lc fifavids luke cavanaugh 66 1,491
61 Pinstick XV Richard Bates 52 1,442
62 Dance Monkey Dance Mike Lamb 43 1,439
63 Brandeis and Bourbon Matthew Parry 54 1,389
64 RD11 Richard Dineley 34 1,353
65 killer-ball chris cantrill 69 1,338
66 This_Is_My_Year Ben Edgell 4 25

[David Gilbert]

“He’s a billionaire – estimated worth around £850million.” Ronnie Irani on Vincent Tan

WEEK 38: FINAL WEEK HEADLINES

Congratulations to Richard Beach on taking this season’s coveted Premier Chess Fantasy Football League and to the strong finishing runner-up Alan Tate.

Mark Page and Craig Hanley share the final week’s top score honour with 72.

Richard Bates gets extra potty training with a wet 17.

Chris Cantrill takes the wooden spoon and the plastic fork goes to Richard Dineley. Both were new to the League this season and were out of practice.

Goodbye!

1 Good Vibes Revival Richard Beach 49 2,437
2 Arselona Alan Tate 68 2,388
3 Turner and Huth Grant Bucher 50 2,341
4 Spartak Cox Green Paul Cooksey 56 2,340
5 Check This Richard Pert 67 2,339
6 roobarb 'n' custard Neil Graham 65 2,312
7 Fools Gold John Garnett 61 2,309
8 Westbury Flycatchers Mark Leonard 58 2,304
9 Real Ronin Peter Musgrove 50 2,292
10 Gandalf the Red Ken Morrison 59 2,288
11 Keep Cov in Cov Mark Page 72 2,279
12 Peregrinewellies Barry Redburn 59 2,277
13 SignalinNoise? Graham Ives 55 2,262
14 Unreal Madrid Conor Murphy 57 2,258
15 The tree people George Georgiou 50 2,238
16 iTeam Gareth Harley-Yeo 60 2,234
17 Harley Hotspurs Andrew Harley 54 2,229
18 Brilliant Corners Jonathan Tait 50 2,224
19 Scored Again James Redburn 60 2,207
20 Soulless Peter Staneland 67 2,202
21 Woodbridge Wanderers Adam Hunt 58 2,200
22 Frying high joe friar 46 2,182
23 The Oxted Royals Matthew Lunn 51 2,172
24 GreasedWeasels Jim Everson 61 2,158
25 Leeds the Way Samuel Milson 64 2,153
26 Haddocks David Gilbert 50 2,105
27 Lamb Tagine Simon Ansell 36 2,089
27 One Size Fitz Hall Alan Walton 51 2,089
29 Pleased to Michu Craig Hanley 72 2,082
30 Enter team name Steven Smith 53 2,032
31 Villaplus Robert Dale 51 2,024
32 one legged men Hendrik Hoffmann 61 2,023
33 Evesham Wanderers Daniel Lambourne 44 2,023
34 Soccer XI Shanjida Parvin 44 2,017
35 Fergie kishan pattni 68 1,998
36 Obi-Wan Kenobi Nil Jono Graham 29 1,980
37 What the Duck Andrew Garside 61 1,976
38 Wengerboys Lawrence Cooper 60 1,962
39 HolyBeardHair Dave Ledger 48 1,948
40 Inter Course Dewi Jones 38 1,940
41 Chilli Bankers John Reyes 49 1,936
42 4 Pint Attack Greg Breed 36 1,922
43 Tinkeraround Neil Milson 42 1,917
44 Penyffordd pirates Bob Clark 36 1,871
45 Anfield Attackers Matthew Payne 48 1,870
46 Oldbury Ocelots Alex Holowczak 58 1,842
47 Rabbits that bite Dominic Rabbitte 45 1,829
48 Friar gambit james friar 51 1,818
49 Barcelona XI Mahmud Hasan 34 1,809
50 Tal Order ihor lewyk 41 1,786
51 Laurelei Simon Brown 46 1,765
52 The spoffers jim friar 52 1,752
53 E4 Effort Mitchell Burke 42 1,719
54 wotnorooney? Graham Mill-Wilson 38 1,693
55 Annihilationism Siddharth Swaroop 44 1,685
56 Bubbles Utd david grobler 43 1,683
57 The Pussies Sabrina Chevannes 53 1,666
58 Bullen's Bashers! Alex Bullen 58 1,595
59 65army Rob Ensor 31 1,555
60 lc fifavids luke cavanaugh 18 1,509
61 Dance Monkey Dance Mike Lamb 23 1,462
62 Pinstick XV Richard Bates 17 1,459
63 Brandeis and Bourbon Matthew Parry 28 1,417
64 RD11 Richard Dineley 26 1,379
65 killer-ball chris cantrill 28 1,366
66 This_Is_My_Year Ben Edgell 43 68

[Neil Graham]

Congratulations to Richard! Thank you David for your reports - much appreciated.

And finally to Ben - Week 38 is not the ideal time to play your wild card but at least you must be the only person to double their score in the last week!

[IM Jack Rudd]

For those who enjoyed Fantasy Football, I can recommend World Cup Twatball. Like Fantasy Football, but in reverse: you're attempting to make a team of players who will concede goals, collect bookings, give away penalties and other bad stuff.

[David Gilbert]

And from our founder and best adder-upper

66 This_Is_My_Year Ben Edgell 43 68

And finally to Ben - Week 38 is not the ideal time to play your wild card but at least you must be the only person to double their score in the last week!

And as our thoughts turn towards Aberystwyth “Some real positives for Wales. Their back four’s not bad, sometimes.” - Iain Dowie

[benedgell]

And from our founder and best adder-upper

66 This_Is_My_Year Ben Edgell 43 68

And finally to Ben - Week 38 is not the ideal time to play your wild card but at least you must be the only person to double their score in the last week!

I'd given up on trying by the end and thought I'd go for some points