Ian Kingston wrote:
Kevin Thurlow wrote:
"Returning to the original theme of this thread, I urge you all to spend your last few months on earth wisely:-
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796"
That's going to foul up Round 5 of the Guernsey Tournament...
Should be OK if the organisers are prepared for adjournments, although playing conditions in Hell might be a little uncomfortable.
I'll make sure that I take some adjournment envelopes out to Guernsey with me. However, someone else will have to take them on to Hell - I'm going to Heaven.
John Hickman wrote:
I have heard on good authority that the Rapture will yet again be delayed.
Unfortunately the Forces of Darkness are still unable to deliver the required Apocalpse due to the huge influx of bad project managers down there

I understand that the Forces of Darkness have been persuaded to dealy the Apocalypse so as not to deprive you of the chance to lose the Guernsey Best Game three years in a row.
