The deal with chessboxin'

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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by John Upham » Thu Sep 15, 2022 7:08 pm

Gerard Killoran wrote:
Thu Sep 15, 2022 10:56 am
Related sports are the ones where commentators can say, 'It's a game of chess out there!'
Here is a possible candidate:

https://cricketyorkshire.com/moving-cricket-leagues/
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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by MJMcCready » Thu Sep 15, 2022 8:26 pm

It's not chess related by we have footgolf.

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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by Chris Goodall » Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:37 am

I may have to take another look at chessboxing based on the hearty recommendations of Gerard and Justin.
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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by John Moore » Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:34 am

Chris Goodall wrote:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:37 am
I may have to take another look at chessboxing based on the hearty recommendations of Gerard and Justin.
:lol:

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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by JustinHorton » Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:40 am

Is that the sort of thing that amuses you John, and what does that say about you if it does
"Do you play chess?"
"Yes, but I prefer a game with a better chance of cheating."

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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by John Moore » Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:51 am

Justin, your rather predictable response partly explains why I find it amusing.

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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by Geoff Chandler » Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:12 pm

Chess Shove Ha Penny?
The shove ha penny board is divided into 8x8 squares. If you want play 1.e4
you have you shove your halfpenny to the square e4.
(the players are searched after the game in case one of them tries to steal the halfpenny)

The Chess 1500 metres.
Instead of the large screen in the stadium showing the runners it shows a mate in two
to give them something to think and solve whilst they are running around in circles.
The winner must also give the solution to the mate in two after they cross the line.

The Oxford - Cambridge Boat Race and Chess Game.
A motorboat with a large chess demo board at the back of it motors along along
just in front of the Oxford - Cambridge boats. The cox's shout out their moves.

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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by JustinHorton » Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:13 pm

John Moore wrote:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:51 am
Justin, your rather predictable response partly explains why I find it amusing.
Because you think needless personal provocations are amusing? Well, I think we knew that from previous experience, didn't we?
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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by Kevin Thurlow » Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:48 pm

"Because you think needless personal provocations are amusing? Well, I think we knew that from previous experience, didn't we?"

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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by Gerard Killoran » Fri Sep 16, 2022 2:41 pm

Geoff Chandler wrote:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:12 pm
Chess Shove Ha Penny?
The shove ha penny board is divided into 8x8 squares. If you want play 1.e4
you have you shove your halfpenny to the square e4.
(the players are searched after the game in case one of them tries to steal the halfpenny)

The Chess 1500 metres.
Instead of the large screen in the stadium showing the runners it shows a mate in two
to give them something to think and solve whilst they are running around in circles.
The winner must also give the solution to the mate in two after they cross the line.

The Oxford - Cambridge Boat Race and Chess Game.
A motorboat with a large chess demo board at the back of it motors along along
just in front of the Oxford - Cambridge boats. The cox's shout out their moves.
You've made the mistake of forgetting that the threat is stronger, and infinitely more amusing, than its execution.

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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by NickFaulks » Fri Sep 16, 2022 2:48 pm

Geoff Chandler wrote:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:12 pm
The cox's shout out their moves.
Didn't I just read that the new Health Minister is trying to stamp out this sort of thing? "The greengrocer's apostrophe"?

Wrong thread I know, but not as though I am derailing a discussion of momentous consequence.
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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by JustinHorton » Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:26 pm

No, she's bothering herself about the Oxford comma, which is fundamentally a question of style, rather than the apostrophe you refer to, which is a simple error.
"Do you play chess?"
"Yes, but I prefer a game with a better chance of cheating."

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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by NickFaulks » Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:40 pm

JustinHorton wrote:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:26 pm
No, she's bothering herself about the Oxford comma, which is fundamentally a question of style, rather than the apostrophe you refer to, which is a simple error.
I know I have seen recent mention of both, but maybe the other was a Rees-Mogg initiative.
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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by Matt Mackenzie » Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:45 pm

JustinHorton wrote:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:26 pm
No, she's bothering herself about the Oxford comma, which is fundamentally a question of style, rather than the apostrophe you refer to, which is a simple error.
There are instances where it is justifiable to make the meaning of a sentence more clear.

Its those saying that it should always or never be used who are in error IMO.
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Re: The deal with chessboxin'

Post by Chris Goodall » Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:15 pm

There's a list of people I would never engage in needless personal provocations against. It includes the forum's most deferential monarchists, Gerald and Justin.
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