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Do we have a worse book title than this?

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2023 6:22 am
by MJMcCready
Can it be beaten?
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Re: Do we have a worse book title than this?

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2023 5:23 pm
by Christopher Kreuzer
I have some contenders...

Amongst the books for beginners at chess, there is fierce competition to stand out among the crowd, hence the use of eye-catching subtitles.

(1) This one stands out, but not for good reasons:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chess-How-Play ... 1515070115

How to Play Chess for (Absolute) Beginners: The Journey to Your Empire Begins Here

(2) Following closely behind that in the silliness stakes is:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/CHESS-BEGINNER ... B09Q92PDDX

CHESS FOR BEGINNERS: The COMPLETE MANUAL to Quickly DOMINATE the GAME, Even if You Have Never Moved a Pawn

(3) While this is just limp:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Play-Chess ... B0BTNVH75R

How to Play Chess for Beginners: Learn the Strategies and Tactics to Easily Master the Game and Win Even If You Start from Scratch

I note in passing that the author of (2) above is Matt Knight (an example of nominative determinism).

The covers of some of these beginners' chess books are 'interesting' as well!

(A) Cats

https://www.amazon.co.uk/50-Chess-Quick ... B0CJ3VVW9M
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Magic-Chess-El ... B0C481GRHS

The second link above is a late contender for silliest title and attempt to break into the self-help life-coaching market:

The Magic of Chess: Elevating Your Game and Your Thinking: A Chess Course for Beginners and Intermediate Players to Develop a Winning Thought Process in Chess and Life

(B) Upside down chess!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chess-Beginner ... B08TLX4GWB

A different approach to standing out from the crowd, though from the reviews of the book it is not entirely clear if the cover image is intentionally upside down, or this is just slipshod (self?)-editorial processes. :shock:

Re: Do we have a worse book title than this?

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2023 1:35 am
by MJMcCready
Those are indeed pretty bad. Let's hope it doesn't get much worse than that.

Re: Do we have a worse book title than this?

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2023 8:51 pm
by MJMcCready
This one is not good also.
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Re: Do we have a worse book title than this?

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2023 8:36 am
by Mick Norris
This thread is like an alternative version of the S&B blog

Re: Do we have a worse book title than this?

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2023 7:38 pm
by Phil Makepeace
MJMcCready wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 21, 2023 8:51 pm
This one is not good also.Casdafadsfpture.PNG
You can see the full book review here

Re: Do we have a worse book title than this?

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2023 8:44 pm
by MJMcCready
Mick Norris wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 22, 2023 8:36 am
This thread is like an alternative version of the S&B blog
Well, I only came accross the one I originally posted on abebooks.com and it made me laugh so I thought I should post it. Not sure I would want to dedicate an entire post to it but having looked, some of them are rather funny too.

Re: Do we have a worse book title than this?

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2023 10:13 am
by John Upham
Here is a candidate for your list.


and I've yet to review this title :


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Re: Do we have a worse book title than this?

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2023 7:34 pm
by MJMcCready
Oh boy, how on earth can that be sold?