Caption Competition

[IM Jack Rudd]

[Kevin Williamson]

Eyebrows raised by controversial winner of ECF Book Of The Year.

[Nick Murphy]

New Everyman book on mating technique

[Krishna Shiatis]

"At last! A book to explain obscure openings...."

[Krishna Shiatis]

"Who knew, that learning about openings could be soooo much fun?"

[Simon Spivack]

Marketing, above all else, is about promoting opportunity. This is why I gambol before gambling.

[Stewart Reuben]

'THE QUICKIE EDITION'
I must have misunderstood the best technique all of these years.

[Richard James]

You just beat me to it, Stewart.

"At my age I need the quickie edition"

"I've got a date with Stella. She saw my profile on englishchess.org.uk"

[Krishna Shiatis]

"Oops, I think I submitted my article '10 ways to mate your dad!' to the wrong publication...."

[Krishna Shiatis]

Stewart, you do realise that your 'street cred' has just gone up a few grading points?

PS Is the book any good?

Jack, just for the record, what is the prize for the competition?

[Keith Arkell]

Thinks... ''I wrote almost all of the Arbiter's Handbook myself,but I don't remember saying THAT!''

He should have gone to Specsavers.

[Krishna Shiatis]

Thinks... ''I wrote almost all of the Arbiter's Handbook myself,but I don't remember saying THAT!''

He should have gone to Specsavers.

I think he's glad he didn't though....

[Carl Hibbard]

Please try and keep it clean people otherwise it will have to be removed, its a bit questionable anyway

[andrew martin]

' Finally, the chapter on DIY '

[Alan Burke]

All is not what it seems ....

Stewart thinks sex is what posh people have their coal delivered in !