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Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:10 am
by IM Jack Rudd
Image

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:21 pm
by Kevin Williamson
Eyebrows raised by controversial winner of ECF Book Of The Year.

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:21 pm
by Nick Murphy
New Everyman book on mating technique

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:19 pm
by Krishna Shiatis
"At last! A book to explain obscure openings...."

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:23 pm
by Krishna Shiatis
"Who knew, that learning about openings could be soooo much fun?"

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:41 pm
by Simon Spivack
Marketing, above all else, is about promoting opportunity. This is why I gambol before gambling.

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:45 pm
by Stewart Reuben
'THE QUICKIE EDITION'
I must have misunderstood the best technique all of these years.

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:47 pm
by Richard James
You just beat me to it, Stewart.

"At my age I need the quickie edition"

"I've got a date with Stella. She saw my profile on englishchess.org.uk"

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:00 pm
by Krishna Shiatis
"Oops, I think I submitted my article '10 ways to mate your dad!' to the wrong publication...."

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:00 pm
by Krishna Shiatis
Stewart, you do realise that your 'street cred' has just gone up a few grading points?

PS Is the book any good? :wink:

Jack, just for the record, what is the prize for the competition?

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:12 pm
by Keith Arkell
Thinks... ''I wrote almost all of the Arbiter's Handbook myself,but I don't remember saying THAT!''

He should have gone to Specsavers.

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:19 pm
by Krishna Shiatis
Keith Arkell wrote:Thinks... ''I wrote almost all of the Arbiter's Handbook myself,but I don't remember saying THAT!''

He should have gone to Specsavers.
I think he's glad he didn't though.... :lol:

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:43 pm
by Carl Hibbard
Please try and keep it clean people otherwise it will have to be removed, its a bit questionable anyway

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:32 pm
by andrew martin
' Finally, the chapter on DIY '

Re: Caption Competition

Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:40 pm
by Alan Burke
All is not what it seems ....

Stewart thinks sex is what posh people have their coal delivered in !