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Caption time

Post by kishanpattni » Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:47 pm

After kidnapping my white king, I thought I would take a photo of my african grey. Feel free to drop in your own captions :lol: :lol:
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Post by IM Jack Rudd » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:04 pm

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Post by JustinHorton » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:16 pm

Who said you don't learn parrot-fashion?
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Post by Kevin Williamson » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:42 pm

I’ve taught my parrot “Pieces of Eight”. He never takes the pawns.

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Post by PeterTurland » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:43 pm

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Post by MSoszynski » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:57 pm

Is this chickmate?

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Post by Alex Holowczak » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:47 pm

I don't think that style of lightbulb is yet antique enough to take pride of place on one's windowsill.

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Post by Tristan Clayton » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:05 pm

Exposing the lie that only toucan play at that game.
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Post by James Toon » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:14 pm

It's OK, he's just started Secrets of Kingless Endings by John Nunn so he won't be needing this one.

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Post by PeterTurland » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:31 pm

Why do some gerbils, run out of Cliff Richards?

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Post by John Upham » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:40 pm

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Post by Reg Clucas » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:49 pm

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Post by Clive Blackburn » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:07 pm

When my owner told me it was about time that I mated, this wasn't what I had in mind at all!

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Re: Caption time

Post by Reg Clucas » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:47 pm

Reminds me of the famous pigeon chess quotation.

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