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Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:47 pm**

After kidnapping my white king, I thought I would take a photo of my african grey. Feel free to drop in your own captions

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:04 pm**

"Winning with the Bird's Opening"

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:16 pm**

Who said you don't learn parrot-fashion?

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:42 pm**

Iâ€™ve taught my parrot â€œPieces of Eightâ€. He never takes the pawns.

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:43 pm**

I'm gutted at losing you Fred, please come back.

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:57 pm**

Is this chickmate?

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:47 pm**

I don't think that style of lightbulb is yet antique enough to take pride of place on one's windowsill.

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:01 pm**

I love this 'ere chess forum.

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:05 pm**

Exposing the lie that only toucan play at that game.

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:14 pm**

It's OK, he's just started Secrets of Kingless Endings by John Nunn so he won't be needing this one.

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:31 pm**

Why do some gerbils, run out of Cliff Richards?

Posted: **Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:40 pm**

Norwegian Blue wrote:John Cleese said unkind things about me so I mated him!

Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:49 pm**

One of the contenders in the ongoing Pollykovsky tournament.

Posted: **Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:07 pm**

When my owner told me it was about time that I mated, this wasn't what I had in mind at all!

Posted: **Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:47 pm**

Reminds me of the famous pigeon chess quotation.

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