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Why Chess Promoters Group is the best Chess organisation in the world & the most famous as compared to other chess organisations

1. Most boring & complicated game of Chess
Chess lacks sponsors & fame bcoz of long boring format of the game. No association organises rapid rating tournaments full of fun & excitement for general public except CPM

2. Killing with knife is a crime but Keeping a Knife cant be illegal
Usually, all chess organisations all over the world have dictator mentality & bans electronic items in tournament hall which frustrates players who have to keep mobiles outside play area. CPM only punishes players if mobile or anything disturbs the chess game

3. Chinese dictatorship in Chess
Zero tolerance rule or walkover is another foolish rule followed by most organisations of the world which CPM does not follow. If the game is of 2 hours each, the player has the full right to come anytime within his 2 hours to play the game

4. Saudi Arabian Intolerance
Except players, everybody is prohibited from entering the tournament hall in most of the tournaments all over the world. But CPM believes in making Chess more spectacular by charging money to buy tickets to enter the playing hall

5. Latest Technology
Throughout the world, its only CPM which gives digital certificates with players photo printed & trophies to each & every participant

6. Values & ethics
Punctuality of CPM wins the heart of chess players which is hardly found in any other tournaments

7. Slavery of organisers in front of associations
Slave mentality of the chess organisers usually force them to provide their own chess sets & clocks due to the rules set by chess associations while no other sports organisation provides equipments to players. Neither batsman is provided with a bat nor smimmers r given costumes by organiser. Boxers r supposed to bring their own gloves. CPM asks players to bring own chess sets & clocks

8. Making Chess exciting, enthusiastic & aggressive
Only CPM offers Brilliancy prize for best games played to award attacking players & interesting games

9.How can 2 passive lazy draws equal an aggressive win?
All over the world, only CPM uses 3-1-0 system to avoid draws so that players play for a win to get 3 points instead of just 1 point for a draw

10. Terrorism in Chess
The game of Chess is neither a patent nor a copyright of any association or federation. Any Chess player is free to play any tournament if he wishes to. Unlike all federations & assocciations, CPM never threatens or bans or restricts any player or organiser for playing or organising any unauthorised or unrecognised tournament of others since CPM only believes in promotion of Chess & CPM considers every chess tournament as a great effort

11. No haftas or bribe
CPM tournaments are a huge success & players are happy only bcoz CPM organisers dont have to pay 30% commission from the entry fee collection or prize fund to any association but CPM believes in awarding those 30% to players, Chess coaches & sports Sirs for their efforts

12. Low Entry Fee
CPM is the the worlds only organisation to conduct rating tournaments at a fee as less as INR 500 ie. USD 8 as compared to INR 1000 to lakhs in most rating tournaments
Its only because no association takes into account players perspective & only CPM believes in awarding even the last ranker of the tournament, 99.99% of the chess players r attracted to CPM while only 5-10% prizes in most chess tournaments discourages chess players
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President of World Chess Federation calls the CEO of online Chess playing website
President: U must pay us 10% of ur collections
CEO: R u a begger?
President: We r worlds oldest chess federation & all chess activities need our permission
CEO: Go to hell

CEO of chess website bangs down the phone

World Chess Federation president again shamelessly calls the CEO
President: We will authorise & recognise all the games played on ur website & manage their ratings
CEO: We have automatic softwares to do it.
President: We will ban ur players & ur tournaments if u dont pay us money
CEO: Our players will play with duplicate names
President: Do u want me to declare ur website as unauthorised?
CEO: I have recorded this conversation & soon u will be behind bars bcoz of this blackmailing
CEO marks the presidents no. as spam

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One moron was asking "Is ur chess rating approved & recognised"
I replied "There is nothing called as approved or recognised rating
This is not Hitlers rule to get approvals for anything
There r thousands of Elo rating systems all over the world like USCF, the Internet Chess Club (ICC), Free Internet Chess Server (FICS), Yahoo! Games, fide, etc
The most widely used & famous rating is of chesscube.com with over 15 lakh rated chess players alive registered from 200 countries with over 20,000 players playing at one time
This Elo rating invented by Arpad Elo is used in many sports including football
Chess.com has about 10 lakh with 15k playing at one time
After many online rating systems, there is Fide with only 157 countries & hardly about 4 lakh players with not even a thousand playing a game at any moment


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Thanks & Regards,
Saurabh Barve
Chess Promoters Group
+91 9702333480
www.royalchess.in

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Sam Sloan for President of the US My Campaign Speech Version 1.0. {I have known Sam 51 years}

My family is from Iowa. My father was a lawyer, a graduate of State University of Iowa Law School. My mother was a doctor, a graduate of State University of Iowa Medical School. Five of my uncles fought in World War II, experiencing the heaviest fighting. One of my uncles fought in the Battle of the Bulge, another uncle fought in the Invasion of Iwo Jima. A third uncle was a B-29 pilot who flew 30 bombing missions over Japan including the mission that dropped the A-bomb on Nagasaki. Two of those uncles later became career military officers fighting in the Korean War too.

Of my eight children, three are in the military. I have a daughter in the US Marines who served in the war in Iraq, a son in the US Marines and another son in the US Army who just got back from a tour of duty in Iraq, that country where we supposedly have no boots on the ground.

And just as five of my uncles and three of my children have defended our country, if those ISI should ever try to land here I will take my gun myself and I and my children will defend our country down on the beaches of Brighton Beach Brooklyn, We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

And as to those residents of other countries of the world, they too should defend their own countries because my family, our soldiers will be defending our own country and sorry but we do not have the capability nor the desire to fight various foreign wars all around the world in places with names we cannot even pronounce and can hardly find on the map, so our troops will stay home as long as I am president.

And to those who keep asking us for more and more money I will say what I often have to say to my own children which is sorry Mr. Netanyahu but we are broke right now but when we finally get some money we will try to help you out.

But in the mean time, your people need you so you need to go home to be with your own people and since your frequent visits here at our expense are for the political purpose of undermining the policies of the US government your visa is hereby revoked.

The policies of the other political party is to keep boots off the ground by dropping bombs on various countries of the world. They want us to drop bombs on Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria. Their policies are simple. If a problem develops in any country of the world, just drop a bomb on it. That will solve the problem. If we happen to drop a bomb on a school or a hospital or a marriage party as often happens, that is just collateral damage, perfectly understandable they say.

Although I recognize that there are some cases where it is necessary to drop bombs, my policy will be in general to avoid bomb dropping. Let those other countries solve their own problems.

I want to address what I call the idiot factor among some of the other candidates. For example there is one candidate who wants to build a wall between the United States and Mexico. Perhaps he never took geography in high school and does not even know that the border between the US and Mexico is mostly a river. Does he want to build his wall on this side of the river, on their side of the river or in the middle of the river? Since the people of both countries need to use that river, how will he solve that problem?Then there is his claim that people born in the USA should not be citizens unless both of their parents were also born here. It would seem he is not familiar with the 14th Amendment of the Constitution which states that everyone born in the United States is a citizen. Now he says we can get around that. What he must be saying is we should repeal the 14th Amendment. But that is the amendment that abolished slavery. It is understandable that he wants to abolish slavery, because then he will not have to pay his blackjack dealers minimum wage because they will be his slaves.

Going to the opposite extreme, we have the other idiot factor, the so-called Democrats who want us to stop using gasoline. When they say they want to stop us from using fossil fuels, do you realize what that means? That means they want us to stop using gasoline, because gasoline is made of old dinosaur bones. I agree with that. I agree that we should stop using gasoline too, but we cannot. We cannot stop using gasoline because then how would we get to work? Some of us still work. Until an alternative fuel source is developed and available, we will still have to use gasoline to get to work.

You need to understand that there is a basic economic theory behind everything they say. That is the Work Value Theory of Labor. How many of you have even heard of that? Not too many I suspect but I know all about it because I studied it when I went to the University of California at Berkeley. The Work Value Theory of Labor works well up to a point. It says that the value of a pair of shoes is the number of man hours it takes to make the pair of shoes. The problem with this theory is that it fails to take into consideration the time and expense of getting the product to market to the place where people will want to buy it. The failure to figure in the transportation costs is the flaw which has caused every government based on this theory to fail. The reason that the candidates on the Lunatic Left want to require us to stop using gasoline is because they have failed to learn the lessons of history, which is the Work Value Theory of Labor does not work.

The Lunatic Left says they will take all the money away from the billionaires. Who are those billionaires? Obviously the richest man in the world is Gates. Next is Zuckberberg. Third billionaire is Ellison. Fourth is Page.

So, Bernie plans to take away all the money from Gates, Zuckberberg, Ellison and Page and give it all to the homeless people.

This would all be well and good, but then we will have no windows, we would have no facebook, we would have no google. How can life have any meaning without windows, facebook and google? Can we tolerate this? And as for the homeless people, it would probably take them two weeks to spend it all and we would be back where we started.

The Lunatic Left and the Radical Right do not have the answers to the questions we face. What we need is somebody in the middle. That is why you should vote for me for President.

Sam Sloan

He still probably wouldn't be quite as bad as Trump......

Stewart Reuben wrote: How can life have any meaning without windows, facebook and google? Can we tolerate this?

Sam Sloan

I'd give it a try.

Nick. Please it was Sam who wrote 'How can life have any meaning without windows, facebook and google? Can we tolerate this?'

I don't use facebook. Do look out of windows. Do use google, but have heard of encyclopedias and dictionaries.

Stewart Reuben wrote:Nick. Please it was Sam who wrote...

That's why I included his name after the quote.