Caption Contest Thread

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Joshua Gibbs » Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:49 pm

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Joshua Gibbs » Wed Feb 08, 2017 5:52 pm

"whites so fast he doesn't need a king"
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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Paul Cooksey » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:07 pm

Yo, why y'all playing checkers on a chess set?

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Christopher Kreuzer » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:14 pm

Paul Cooksey wrote:Yo, why y'all playing checkers on a chess set?
Winner! (I failed to spot this at all. :oops: )

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Joshua Gibbs » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:19 pm

Christopher Kreuzer wrote:
Paul Cooksey wrote:Yo, why y'all playing checkers on a chess set?
Winner! (I failed to spot this at all. :oops: )
the boards the wrong way and white doesnt have a king
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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Christopher Kreuzer » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:25 pm

Joshua Gibbs wrote:
Christopher Kreuzer wrote:
Paul Cooksey wrote:Yo, why y'all playing checkers on a chess set?
Winner! (I failed to spot this at all. :oops: )
the boards the wrong way and white doesnt have a king
Yeah, but even though you had pointed some of that out in your original post, I still didn't realise why this was the case.

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Christopher Kreuzer » Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:29 pm

"Uh-oh. The bell has just gone changing the rules from draughts to chess. I'm screwed."

(Photo taken at the annual "Chess/Checkers Variants Tournament" in Upper Newyorksville, [obviously with special rules for no kings].)

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Bob Kane » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:03 pm

Usain Bolts admits he was wrong to accept Chess lessons from Virgin Medias Richard Branson in lieu of a fee .

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by David Robertson » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:48 pm

So...all round, just a pile of sh!t, and a total waste of time

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Kevin Williamson » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:58 pm

Got to do something, anything, other than watch that Falcons debacle for a minute longer

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Joshua Gibbs » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:20 pm

i think there should be a judge for this thread such as Carl or IM Jack Rudd
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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Nick Grey » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:56 pm

Which one of these horses has the magic powder? And when are those female GMs going to be ready to party/

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Joshua Gibbs » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:39 pm

Nick Grey wrote:Which one of these horses has the magic powder? And when are those female GMs going to be ready to party/
favourite so far though im not on the magic powder myself
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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by NickFaulks » Thu Feb 09, 2017 10:56 am

Paul Cooksey wrote:Yo, why y'all playing checkers on a chess set?
Presumably because they didn't have a checkers set. When I was at school we sometimes did that, although we called it draughts.

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Re: Caption Contest Thread

Post by Joshua Gibbs » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:27 pm

Ok Nick Grey wins this one.

Captions for this tattooed beast

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