Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:51 pm
I see that Ben is composing poetry on the forum, now, and Justin is refering to Schiller, would anyone be prepared to sponsor a weekly forum poetry prize?
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Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:59 pm
Im quite a cheap "date/competitor" , give me a packet of crisps and a pint and I'm as happy as a pig in....
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:05 pm
There is a young man name of Purton
Whose grip on reality's uncertain
How he comes to play chess
May be anyone's guess
And his postings just worsen and worsen
Whose grip on reality's uncertain
How he comes to play chess
May be anyone's guess
And his postings just worsen and worsen
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:07 pm
Would you pair like your own section where you can play to your hearts content?
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:09 pm
While it's kind to be offered a section
For a Purton and Horton collection
I must honestly say
I was married last May
And Ben just doesn't do it for me I'm afraid
For a Purton and Horton collection
I must honestly say
I was married last May
And Ben just doesn't do it for me I'm afraid
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:12 pm
Carl, don't stop this! Don't. Last Poet Standing, great spectator sport. Fight! Fight!
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:12 pm
Sorry, I meant conjugate, conjugate!
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:13 pm
As long as it stays in this thread and doesn't interfere with items of interestPaul McKeown wrote:Carl, don't stop this! Don't. Last Poet Standing, great spectator sport. Fight! Fight!
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:16 pm
For a man once in a holiday resort,
How did one become a groom,
For one who's comments are so pathetic.
Everyone believes the brides synthetic.
How did one become a groom,
For one who's comments are so pathetic.
Everyone believes the brides synthetic.
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:20 pm
Grammatically the quip's obtuse:
Ben should know that who's is whose.
Ben should know that who's is whose.
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:20 pm
Oh Spaniard I envy your caustic wit
shamefully its in the hands of a total tit.
One pities your Utopia musings
As gabble which is rarely amusing.
shamefully its in the hands of a total tit.
One pities your Utopia musings
As gabble which is rarely amusing.
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:23 pm
Young man - as an intellectual
You may prove quite ineffectual
But - there's hope for Purton yet
Will someone take him as a pet?
You may prove quite ineffectual
But - there's hope for Purton yet
Will someone take him as a pet?
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:27 pm
Oh Librarian surrounded by your books
Isn't it ashamed about those looks.
As for being a pet.
If its with your blow up doll
No need for the ad, I'm Sold!
Isn't it ashamed about those looks.
As for being a pet.
If its with your blow up doll
No need for the ad, I'm Sold!
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:28 pm
Ben,
Rules: no direct/abusive personal attacks. Strike -1 for the pre-penultimate effort - and delete. Otherwise points even so far. Enjoying this, great diversion from trying to get my z-indexes behaving.
Justin,
Try a form other than Limerick?
Paul.
Rules: no direct/abusive personal attacks. Strike -1 for the pre-penultimate effort - and delete. Otherwise points even so far. Enjoying this, great diversion from trying to get my z-indexes behaving.
Justin,
Try a form other than Limerick?
Paul.
Re: Poetry
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:30 pm
You must be having a giraffe
Of four goes, they comprise only half
Of four goes, they comprise only half