
Very funny answers which should be in a joke book somewhere...
Nick Thomas wrote:Roger DC– How many chess players does it take to change a light bulb?
Paul M – I do wish people would stop bringing light bulbs into this it's total ****
Krishna – That's a lovely question Roger and I think you should write a book about it and feed the worlds poor
Ernie – I don't think this light bulb got blown on it's own. I wouldn't be surprised if the secret underground light bulb blowing mafia are responsible
Professor – FFS
Alex H – The light bulb rule compendium 2012 stipulates that chess players should not change light bulbs unless:
a) They are wearing rubber boots
b) They have passed the arbiters rule 10.3 “How to change a light bulb course thingy†and read David Welsh's most up-to-date diagram/example booklet
Carl H – I don't see the point of this and am seriously and keenly thinking about possibly some time in the future closing this thread down until it's dead (unless anyone objects in which case I will change my mind)
Stewart R – I remember when I was emperor of Persia in 398 BC. Although we didn't have light bulbs we did have candles which resembled them in many ways and I solved the changing candle problem by arranging very hard to get sponsorship
Charie S – I am a chess ninja and have developed a range of little ninja miracle bulb changing thingymabobs available from all known thingymabob stores if you give me loadsamoney
Professor - FFS
I do get the irony but have still moved it for now and yes I can see what you meanNick Thomas wrote:Carl H – I don't see the point of this and am seriously and keenly thinking about possibly some time in the future closing this thread down until it's dead
Nick Thomas wrote:Roger DC– How many chess players does it take to change a light bulb?
Paul M – I do wish people would stop bringing light bulbs into this it's total ****
Krishna – That's a lovely question Roger and I think you should write a book about it and feed the worlds poor
Ernie – I don't think this light bulb got blown on it's own. I wouldn't be surprised if the secret underground light bulb blowing mafia are responsible
Professor – FFS
Alex H – The light bulb rule compendium 2012 stipulates that chess players should not change light bulbs unless:
a) They are wearing rubber boots
b) They have passed the arbiters rule 10.3 “How to change a light bulb course thingy†and read David Welsh's most up-to-date diagram/example booklet
Carl H – I don't see the point of this and am seriously and keenly thinking about possibly some time in the future closing this thread down until it's dead (unless anyone objects in which case I will change my mind)
Stewart R – I remember when I was emperor of Persia in 398 BC. Although we didn't have light bulbs we did have candles which resembled them in many ways and I solved the changing candle problem by arranging very hard to get sponsorship
Charie S – I am a chess ninja and have developed a range of little ninja miracle bulb changing thingymabobs available from all known thingymabob stores if you give me loadsamoney
Professor - FFS
E Michael - The arbiters have misinterpreted the rules about how to change a lightbulb.Nick Thomas wrote:Roger DC– How many chess players does it take to change a light bulb?
Paul M – I do wish people would stop bringing light bulbs into this it's total ****
Krishna – That's a lovely question Roger and I think you should write a book about it and feed the worlds poor
Ernie – I don't think this light bulb got blown on it's own. I wouldn't be surprised if the secret underground light bulb blowing mafia are responsible
Professor – FFS
Alex H – The light bulb rule compendium 2012 stipulates that chess players should not change light bulbs unless:
a) They are wearing rubber boots
b) They have passed the arbiters rule 10.3 “How to change a light bulb course thingy†and read David Welsh's most up-to-date diagram/example booklet
Carl H – I don't see the point of this and am seriously and keenly thinking about possibly some time in the future closing this thread down until it's dead (unless anyone objects in which case I will change my mind)
Stewart R – I remember when I was emperor of Persia in 398 BC. Although we didn't have light bulbs we did have candles which resembled them in many ways and I solved the changing candle problem by arranging very hard to get sponsorship
Charie S – I am a chess ninja and have developed a range of little ninja miracle bulb changing thingymabobs available from all known thingymabob stores if you give me loadsamoney
Professor - FFS
Indeed, the forum at its best.John Foley wrote:Nick Thomas, Richard James - very funny posts.
Roger needs to decide what level of ECF member gets the button as part of their overall benefits packagemichele clack wrote:I vote for a LIKE button to be available!