Poetry

Paul McKeown · Post by **Paul McKeown** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:51 pm

I see that Ben is composing poetry on the forum, now, and Justin is refering to Schiller, would anyone be prepared to sponsor a weekly forum poetry prize?

Ben Purton · Post by **Ben Purton** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:59 pm

Im quite a cheap "date/competitor" , give me a packet of crisps and a pint and I'm as happy as a pig in....

JustinHorton · Post by **JustinHorton** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:05 pm

There is a young man name of Purton
Whose grip on reality's uncertain
How he comes to play chess
May be anyone's guess
And his postings just worsen and worsen

Carl Hibbard · Post by **Carl Hibbard** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:07 pm

Would you pair like your own section where you can play to your hearts content?

JustinHorton · Post by **JustinHorton** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:09 pm

While it's kind to be offered a section
For a Purton and Horton collection
I must honestly say
I was married last May
And Ben just doesn't do it for me I'm afraid

Paul McKeown · Post by **Paul McKeown** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:12 pm

Carl, don't stop this! Don't. Last Poet Standing, great spectator sport. Fight! Fight!

Paul McKeown · Post by **Paul McKeown** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:12 pm

Sorry, I meant conjugate, conjugate!

Carl Hibbard · Post by **Carl Hibbard** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:13 pm

Paul McKeown wrote:Carl, don't stop this! Don't. Last Poet Standing, great spectator sport. Fight! Fight!

As long as it stays in this thread and doesn't interfere with items of interest

Ben Purton · Post by **Ben Purton** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:16 pm

For a man once in a holiday resort,
How did one become a groom,
For one who's comments are so pathetic.
Everyone believes the brides synthetic.

JustinHorton · Post by **JustinHorton** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:20 pm

Grammatically the quip's obtuse:
Ben should know that who's is whose.

Ben Purton · Post by **Ben Purton** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:20 pm

Oh Spaniard I envy your caustic wit
shamefully its in the hands of a total tit.
One pities your Utopia musings
As gabble which is rarely amusing.

JustinHorton · Post by **JustinHorton** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:23 pm

Young man - as an intellectual
You may prove quite ineffectual
But - there's hope for Purton yet
Will someone take him as a pet?

Ben Purton · Post by **Ben Purton** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:27 pm

Oh Librarian surrounded by your books
Isn't it ashamed about those looks.
As for being a pet.
If its with your blow up doll
No need for the ad, I'm Sold!

Paul McKeown · Post by **Paul McKeown** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:28 pm

Ben,
Rules: no direct/abusive personal attacks. Strike -1 for the pre-penultimate effort - and delete. Otherwise points even so far. Enjoying this, great diversion from trying to get my z-indexes behaving.
Justin,
Try a form other than Limerick?
Paul.

JustinHorton · Post by **JustinHorton** » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:30 pm

You must be having a giraffe
Of four goes, they comprise only half

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